while you were sleepin'...

I probably ate at least 3 of these things.

I love hot dogs... Love 'em. But these hot dogs, excuse me, "Beef Frankfurters," are so fucking good (and yes, so completely worthy of seperating themselves from the hot dog name) that you'll never want to stuff a Ballpark down your fat gullet again. And trust me, those are hard words to say, as I AM GAY for Michael Jordan and any product that he endorses. Think you're fancy eating Hebrew National or Sabrett brand wieners? You're a chump. Go get a pack of these badboys from your local Harris Teeter and unleash your inner Joey Chestnut.

while you were sleepin'...

It was smooth sailin' for the Niners on MNF, beating the Cardinals 27-6. Not so smooth, however, was Cardinals QB Derek Anderson's press conference after the game. Pure comedy.

while you were sleepin'...

Jay Electronica signed to Roc Nation.


Jay Electronica- The Announcement


Jay Electronica- Shiny Suit Theory ft. Jay-Z, The Dream, Charlotte Gainsbourg

Hopefully the 2 songs he's done since inking the deal (above) are a sign of things to come...

while you were sleepin'...

Lil Kim dissed Nicki Minaj in a pathetic attempt to remain relevant.



Who cares, I know, but it poses a good question: Who'd you rather... Kim in her prime, or Nicki right now?

while you were sleepin'...

I nearly gave myself a hernia from laughing so hard at the Miami Heat.

After tonight's loss to the Orlando Magic, they are now 8-7 thru 15 games. Someone please pinch me because I'm beginning to think that I'm asleep too. I don't care what they do going forward, this is epically embarrassing.

...almost as embarrassing as having Juwan Howard on your active roster.

while you were sleepin'...

I listened again. And again. And again.

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Still think the statement pictured above is true.

It's not that I don't like My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, I just think the best songs on the album were already released as singles for Kanye's "G.O.O.D Friday" series ("Devil in a New Dress", "Runaway", and "So Appalled"). Plus, the G.O.O.D Friday tape (download) has that Pete Rock produced joint "The Joy" on it, which is oh so smooth... cool story behind that song, too.

while you were sleepin'...

This shit provided me with a cheap laugh, just like its predecessor did.

while you were sleepin'...

I inhaled a bag of Sweet Cajun Trail Mix from Target...

The #1 seed in my snack-bracket. Get familiar.

while you were sleepin'...

This became my new favorite song.

Off The Left's debut album, Gas Mask, "The Melody" is a throwback to the hiphop that I grew up listening to, still love, and miss hearing more of today. Listen for yourself, and afterwards, strongly consider downloading the whole damn album as it's one of my favorites of 2010.

Still need convincing? Check out a review from someone else that wasn't caught sleeping right here.

while you were sleepin'...

I started a new blog!

The concept is simple: Things you missed that you shouldn't have.
Maybe you were too busy. Maybe you weren't paying attention. Or maybe you were actually just sleeping.

Whatever the excuse, the world kept moving and some cool shit went down. Let me catch you up.