while you were sleepin'...

I nearly gave myself a hernia from laughing so hard at the Miami Heat.

After tonight's loss to the Orlando Magic, they are now 8-7 thru 15 games. Someone please pinch me because I'm beginning to think that I'm asleep too. I don't care what they do going forward, this is epically embarrassing.

...almost as embarrassing as having Juwan Howard on your active roster.